================================================ Subject: Re: [ Creed Discuss ] Public service Announcement From: "Joe Earles" To: "The New Improved Less Lame List" Date: Thu 19 Sep 2002 14:32:34 -0400 ================================================ Yes, but $10 will buy you the Favor of the Bullgod. ----- Original Message ----- From: To: "The New Improved Less Lame List" Sent: Thursday, September 19, 2002 2:10 PM Subject: Re: [ Creed Discuss ] Public service Announcement > Can you send .01 through paypal? > > "Joe Earles" wrote: > > >Of course I'm bored. Why else would I be conducting a New Worshippers drive > >at the moment? > > > >...aside from the money, of course. > > > >----- Original Message ----- > >From: > >To: "The New Improved Less Lame List" > >Sent: Thursday, September 19, 2002 1:44 PM > >Subject: Re: [ Creed Discuss ] Public service Announcement > > > > > >> You must be reallllllllllly bored!!! > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> "Joe Earles" wrote: > >> > >> >Shut up and send me some money. And as you hit the "send money" button, > >> >repeat 3 times: > >> > > >> >"There is no god but the Bullgod and Kid Rock is his prophet!" > >> > > >> >----- Original Message ----- > >> >From: > >> >To: "The New Improved Less Lame List" > >> >Sent: Thursday, September 19, 2002 1:25 PM > >> >Subject: RE: [ Creed Discuss ] Public service Announcement > >> > > >> > > >> >> Someone is listening to a little too much Kid Rock!! : ) > >> >> > >> >> > >> >> ~Michele > >> >> > >> >> > >> >> "Joe Earles" wrote: > >> >> > >> >> >I AM THE BULLGOD. And as such I expect to be revered and worshipped > >> >around > >> >> >here from now on. To give you an idea of what this new religion you > >are > >> >> >about to adopt is all about I present the Bullgod's Frequently Asked > >> >> >Questions: > >> >> > > >> >> >1. Who is the Bullgod? > >> >> >I'm the Bull God, you understand? The illegitimate son of man. I'm the > >> >T-O-P > >> >> >to the D-O-G and the P-O-T to the G-O-D > >> >> > > >> >> >2. What is the Bullgod's agenda? > >> >> >I'm gonna get you...I see through you...I'm gonna get you > >> >> > > >> >> >3. How will the Bullgod accomplish this goal? > >> >> >I wanna flood the world with my twisted thoughts > >> >> >You can bet all day but I can't be bought > >> >> > > >> >> >4. Still confused? > >> >> >I'm like a train I roll hard lettin off much steam > >> >> >In the Carhartt flannel and dusty jeans baby > >> >> >I never was cool with James Dean > >> >> >But I be hangin tough with my man Jim Beam > >> >> >I swing low...like a chimp > >> >> >These thoughts I have can't mold to sense > >> >> >Through the forest of my mind, they're all past tense > >> >> >Born and raised in the outer lands > >> >> >And at times you can say I'm outta hand > >> >> >I'm in a band of gypsies, we're on the run > >> >> >Everytime that paper hits my tongue > >> >> >And sometimes it seems so odd > >> >> >When my veins are poppin and I'm on the nod > >> >> >I am the bullgod...you understand > >> >> >And here in my head is my master plan, Uh > >> >> > > >> >> > > >> >> >5. So how would a relationship with the Bullgod enhance my human > >> >experience? > >> >> >A lot of people poke fun and that's alright > >> >> >But when I start pokin back they get all uptight > >> >> >You can't cap with the master son > >> >> >So sit your ass down before I blast ya one > >> >> > > >> >> >6. I think I'd rather worship a kinder, gentler deity. Like Cthulhu. > >Why > >> >> >should I worship the Bullgod? > >> >> >SIMPLE! > >> >> >I am the bullgod...I am free...and I feed on all that is forsaken > >> >> > > >> >> >Now that you have been introduced to your new monotheistic belief > >system, > >> >> >you WILL start supporting the cause of the Bullgod by sending your > >> >donations > >> >> >via paypal to joe_earles@hotmail.com or suffer the caustic scourge of > >> >your > >> >> >disobedience. Thank you for your unwavering loyalty to the Bullgod. > >> >> >Infidels will be snapped like reeds and rent in twain like Rice Paper. > >> >Have > >> >> >a nice day. > >> >> > > >> >> > > >> >> > > >> >> >To unsubscribe or change your preferences for the Creed-Discuss list, > >> >visit: > >> >> >http://www.debbir.com/lists/Creed-discuss.htm > >> >> >To submit your profile, visit: > >> >> >http://www.creedlisters.com/profile/submit.asp > >> >> >To view List member Profiles, visit: > >> >> >http://www.creedlisters.com > >> >> > > >> >> > >> >> To unsubscribe or change your preferences for the Creed-Discuss list, > >> >visit: > >> >> http://www.debbir.com/lists/Creed-discuss.htm > >> >> To submit your profile, visit: > >> >> http://www.creedlisters.com/profile/submit.asp > >> >> To view List member Profiles, visit: > >> >> http://www.creedlisters.com > >> > > >> > > >> >To unsubscribe or change your preferences for the Creed-Discuss list, > >visit: > >> >http://www.debbir.com/lists/Creed-discuss.htm > >> >To submit your profile, visit: > >> >http://www.creedlisters.com/profile/submit.asp > >> >To view List member Profiles, visit: > >> >http://www.creedlisters.com > >> > > >> > >> To unsubscribe or change your preferences for the Creed-Discuss list, > >visit: > >> http://www.debbir.com/lists/Creed-discuss.htm > >> To submit your profile, visit: > >> http://www.creedlisters.com/profile/submit.asp > >> To view List member Profiles, visit: > >> http://www.creedlisters.com > > > > > >To unsubscribe or change your preferences for the Creed-Discuss list, visit: > >http://www.debbir.com/lists/Creed-discuss.htm > >To submit your profile, visit: > >http://www.creedlisters.com/profile/submit.asp > >To view List member Profiles, visit: > >http://www.creedlisters.com > > > > To unsubscribe or change your preferences for the Creed-Discuss list, visit: > http://www.debbir.com/lists/Creed-discuss.htm > To submit your profile, visit: > http://www.creedlisters.com/profile/submit.asp > To view List member Profiles, visit: > http://www.creedlisters.com To unsubscribe or change your preferences for the Creed-Discuss list, visit: http://www.debbir.com/lists/Creed-discuss.htm To submit your profile, visit: http://www.creedlisters.com/profile/submit.asp To view List member Profiles, visit: http://www.creedlisters.com